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I have perverted friends...here's some proof:

Mikala:White popsicle.
Me: What?
Mikala: Think of Edward. Then white popsicle. Then Bella just for fun, then all the events in eclipse.
Me: Uh...I don't get it.
mikala: Ok, what did Bella want in Eclipse, that they sorta made a promise about that they would do after the were married, before she was changed.
Me: Um...Oh! Ok, I know, now continue.
Mikala: Now, think of how desperate Bella must of been and a white popsicle.
Me: AWWW SICK!